you never forget your first...

...so this one had better be memorable.

Hello all! Well, I'm not really sure what to say here; I'm hoping that this becomes a place where I'll say all that I might not be able to in the real world. At the very least, this will be a sounding board for my thoughts (whatever they may be), and I promise that neither profundity nor absurdity will exist alone here. I might write of struggles with my own life problems or bitch about someone who was in line ahead of me at Quizno's, so be prepared. I should also warn you to brace yourself for the emotional letdown of realizing that I won't be posting here sixteen times a day. Turn off your computer and go outside; I'll post when I'm good and ready.

All in all, thanks for taking time out of your life to come in here and waste a minute with me.

-A